A: wow sam got so mad in our meeting today he really snapped n crapped
B: A snap n crap?! god I hate when that happens to me
B: A snap n crap?! god I hate when that happens to me
by talisman.boys January 6, 2025
Get the snap n crapmug. Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.
I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.
I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010
Get the Flap Crapmug. An evolution of the word crap chute; English slang for the ceramic toilet. Only in today’s case it is often referred to flushing money on games of chance.
by Oshra October 13, 2018
Get the Crap shootmug. 
Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.
You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).
by QuacksO February 5, 2018
Get the crap tablemug. 
the student asked the teacha if he could go to the restroom and the teacha said to take the crap strap.
by DARKNESS DIVINE February 26, 2011
Get the crap strapmug.