23rd jan

The day where if you simp on someone whos name begins with j g r k l or m you have to ask yhem out or explain how much they mean to you

"Hey uhhm ye ok liz? I wanna ask you something"
"Ye whats up dan?"
"So you know how its 23rd jan would you idk wanna go out sometime"
"uhh fine bc its 23rd jan and just dont be boasting bc idk if i like you , you seem sweet so ok

by Not_drunk74 January 22, 2021

2320

Adjective:
Referring to a persons genitals that are the size of a donkeys with the emission of a Horse.

Also can be used to describe an abnormally large Hose

This comes from NIV translation of Ezekiel 23:20 “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”

Susan: I promise you that dick was 2320 huge!
James: Don’t lie to me Susan!!

by Le Biblioteca February 19, 2021

March 23rd

The date where white people bow down to People Of Colour and apologise for being white.

Person Of Colour: Hey, it’s March 23rd.
White person: Sorry for being white. *bows down*

by milflover739 March 22, 2021

May 23rd

Nude cuddles with bf all night

It’s May 23rd I get my girlfriend nude all night

by Idkaname7285 May 23, 2022

235

I will not stop. War it is. I will fuck you up until you wish you didn’t do it.

I forgive, I forget, but coming to me like this will be on you. You will get what you deserve. I swear I will fuck you up.

235 I will never stop

by Wonderlust_721 AKA Nawaf April 5, 2022

23rd of May

23rd of May is now by law free nudes day from any girl

Boy: Can I have nudes

Girl: Now eww

Boy: But it's 23rd of May

Girl: Uggh fine

by TommyBobJeff November 1, 2019

236260

The human incarnation of wit, wisdom and creativity; The moral beacon for the misguided masses.

One girl to another: "God, I wish 236260 would bend me over a sofa."

Response: "It's just a matter of time.

by Lydia November 12, 2004