Covid-19

A virus that came out in 2019 where you have to wear masks and get a dumb vaccine

I have covid-19, time to get the vaccine that makes u poop

by I eat cat food April 21, 2021

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COVID-19

“Just a shitty cold”

Mexican: damn bruh I heard you got that COVID-19
Man Candy: nah bruh it’s just a shitty cold

by Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/ June 13, 2021

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cunctivitus 19

Having pink eye during covid 19 due to someone farting in your mask the night before.

John gave Dale cunctivitus 19 by bare ass farting in his mask last night.

by The rectum May 15, 2021

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19

South Korea Ratings 19

You Cannot Watch 19+ Kdrama or Buying Soju because you are under 19 in South Korea

by Hyebun1 May 17, 2021

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When someone dies from a preexisting medical condition, but he or she gets labeled as a COVID-19 death for two reasons:
1. The person died with COVID-19.
2. To inflate the number of deaths related to COVID-19 and scare the shit out of everyone.

The death certificate for my 100 year - old grandma said she died from COVID-19, but I think that's just the government pulling a COVERT-19.

by Arnie Grape May 20, 2021

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19 dollar sex

SSome 19 dollar fortnite sex card..
Who wants it..P??? BANGG... (/"&no more sex)("

Mum: U fat cunt why r u playing roblox, when i juswt bought u a 19 dollar sex card, and fortnite card, the man said who wants iiiy.. SHARE SAHRE

Son: mummy i am black

by LilBeanzyNigga65558 May 28, 2021

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