you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!
by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022
Get the half birthday december 5thmug. by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
Get the Cats Birthdaymug. A free pass for your parents to act unnecessarily shitty to you, your siblings, and everyone around you. Therefore, making you resent them and making the word "parents" synonyms with "torturers" or "bitches" or "people I fucking hate" :)
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
My mother, whom I call Mal, which is short for Malicious, her most obvious trait, hobbled into my room to wake me up the morning of my Birthday, she smelled of Cabernet and evil. The way her voice sounded when she told me Happy Birthday, she sounded as if someone was grabbing her foot from under my bed and forcing her to say it.
by yourbestfriend'shotmom February 16, 2023
Get the Birthdaymug. by mub1002 October 8, 2022
Get the Ukrainian Birthday Candlemug. by Chief One Pump June 5, 2019
Get the birthday holemug. Happy birthday grimace, your shake is so delicious, please i wanna try it or i just dont wanna live-mace HELP
by mtyuaduauduve3845 July 22, 2023
Get the Happy Birthday Grimacemug. 