I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.

Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

Job Fail

When a company is no longer functional in terms of pay, benefits, growth, etc...

When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.

The starting stage of a crashing company.

Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.

Peter: Luke, do you have any vacancies in your company?
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.

Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.

by Spectre from above April 20, 2010

crap fail

ethan chabots failed attempt at a come back.

when ethan says, & i quote, "but you might have confused that with your cr and the end p, crap fail"

by mmdog June 16, 2010

Fail Cake

Fail Cake is a verb meaning to fail or be utterly horrible at something.

Yeah she fail caked hard...

by drumingandstuff April 25, 2011

heimlich maneuver fail

When you fail to perform the Heimlich maneuver and end up fucking the entire life.

I just made a Heimlich maneuver fail

by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023

Fail Flip-Flop

When you choose to do the wrong thing but fuck that up and accidentally do the right thing.

Jerry thought the spelling word was neigh not knee; he fail flip-flopped when he though neigh was spelled "knee".

by Xarcert September 3, 2016

super fail

one of the worst types of fails there are that is beyond an epic fail.

your blind date was a super fail.

by barneyisgay March 14, 2012