69

Nice. The funny number.

The sum of 69+69+69+69+69+69+6.
also the sum of 420-69-69-69-69-69-6.

Guy 1: Hey! Whats 69+69+69+69+69+69+6?
Guy 2: I dont know!
Guy 1: 69

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) October 3, 2021

Verbal 69 Session

Any "interview" that is so complimentary to the person being interviewed that it's as if they are sucking each other's dicks through language.

If you have one of these clowns who does stupid shit like plan wars behind our backs and hurts people's lives in various ways in front of you and you don't grill the motherfucker, you're fired.
The most obvious example of a Verbal 69 Session was Howard Stern's interview with Joe Biden in April of 2024, where Stern called Biden "America's Father."

by Publius0987 August 9, 2025

K-69

The action of flipping over and biting a dogs genitals whilst being naked and attacked by a dog that is active biting your genitals.

Did you hear about Connor? He had to resort to the K-69 because his dog attacked him in the shower with Brandon.

by Beef Sledge June 5, 2024

69’d us

When someone lies to get out of plans with friends

‘Seb 69’d us and said he had to work’

by Heidicnw suriwkxc February 4, 2023

69

Cancer zodiac sign. Or maybe just a 2-digit number. Or probably a funny number with a dirty meaning.

Friend: What's your birth date?
Me: July 29th
Friend: OMG!!! You're 69!!!

by Lime Eirfan October 4, 2019

winter of 69

Your first 69 while your partner is wearing hair shorts.

Hey Steve, did you ever hook up with hippie girl Laura?

Yeah, it was my winter of 69.

by bluasponte January 12, 2018

69

bruh

why the fuck are you searching this shit... I was forced to put the number here, 69

by Jordan Hodges November 24, 2021