by Midwest Expert November 2, 2010
Get the Orange Tardmug. by Coura Bassist May 28, 2008
Get the Tard Armsmug. Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.
"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"
by 9632586412 September 11, 2012
Get the E-tardmug. 1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.
2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.
Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
Get the Ski-tardmug. by DOI2010 August 19, 2012
Get the tard offmug. Anyone who is very bad at texting. Thought to originate from 'T9-tard' - people who fail to fix their T9ed texts.
e.g.
dont fuck with me - correct T9
foot dual with of. - usual T9 typo.
e.g.
dont fuck with me - correct T9
foot dual with of. - usual T9 typo.
by Envious 314 March 16, 2009
Get the T-tardmug. when someones so retarded, they dont deserve the 're'
used as an insult to a friend who has done something paricually stupid, or retarded. Two or more people must agree that this person is a retard. They are stuck with this title for the remainder of the day and must hang their heads in 'tarded shame.
used as an insult to a friend who has done something paricually stupid, or retarded. Two or more people must agree that this person is a retard. They are stuck with this title for the remainder of the day and must hang their heads in 'tarded shame.
Becca: *comes into school wearing odd shoes*
group of scene friends: TARD OF THE DAY
Becca: *hangs head in shame*
group of scene friends: TARD OF THE DAY
Becca: *hangs head in shame*
by Lips.Like.Morphine May 3, 2007
Get the Tard of the Daymug.