These Edibles Ain’t Shit

These Edibles Ain’t Shit is a slang term used to describe somebody ‘greening out’ on the Mary Jane, Edibles can be in many shapes and sizes. Usually These Edibles ain’t shit happens when you’re impatient and eat more edibles than you should’ve. This causes you to proclaim out to your friends. “Damn, These edibles ain’t shit”

You will then become a shadow of yourself and discover new worlds

You then skip to you 4 bags of Cheetos deep while watching Dr Phil

Austin: Bro I got some edibles, do you want some?
You: yeah sure

*30 minutes later*

You: I’ll eat some more

*1 hour later*

You: Still feeling nothing Austin, These Edibles Ain’t shit

*Transcends across space and time*

by rubenski6 July 1, 2023

shit hits the fan

When something like a discussion or debate that is already heated eventually sparks chaos, usually due to none of the participants or anyone else calming things down.

Person 1: Now if you talk about politics in \b\, you should know that eventually, shit hits the fan, and you'll basically just be over.

by OoftheDoof! July 19, 2021

on my real shit

An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.

Ex. 1

"Why are you barking at a tree."

"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."

Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."

by yungriceman January 24, 2021

don't be pulling that shit

So basically when someone is about to be an actual dumbass

A: I'm about to go bungee jump down the Golden Gate Bridge
B: don't be pulling that shit...*shuck face having ass *

by Silly.potato March 6, 2020

fucked my shit

To defeat, obliterate, destroy, harm, or damage.

Derived from the euphemism "to fuck up," and "shit,"defined as objects or belongings.
Synonyms: own, pwn

Not to be confused with fuck shit up

That chem exam fucked my shit. I failed for sure.

by thehurricane7 October 5, 2010

Kibbles n' Shits

When your dog, cat, friend, or other has a bad reaction to kibbles n' bits dog food.

"Damn dude, my grandma has the kibbles n' shits. Probably shouldn't have put that in her pill planner."

by Moist genitals May 21, 2019

SHIT-aki Mushrooms

A word equivalent to Shit but you cover yourself up very slyly because an adult was nearby.

( someone scares you) Ah SHIT-aki Mushrooms!

by Coverups322 July 21, 2017