Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

A stupid slur that 1st graders made up with there putrid, little,pathetic,pee pee littered mouths when they don’t know what to say in an argument.

Kid: Your dumb

Other kid: well... well, your, uhh... uhh... a Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

by :(______) October 12, 2018

man and boy, every last one of them

A sarcastic retort made during a chaffing tongue-in-check conversation, which pokes fun at a jocular unsubstantiated incorrect summary of an entire group of people

chap1: Did you see that guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They're all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They're all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They're all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.

by noddy330 June 23, 2009

man door hand hook car door

The mans hook is caught in the car door.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
So the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
The girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by Anedo February 4, 2019

You can't run from the rickshaw man

Something that's impossible. It's like trying to run from a man that makes his living by running with a rickshaw all day long. He's going to catch you.

Guy - I didn't pay my taxes and now I have to pay even more.

Friend - You dumbass, you can't run from the rickshaw man!

by Kevin Beckwith January 9, 2009

A Man Has A Mental BreakDown in LEGO City

A man who yeets himself into a river and has a mental breakdown

A maN HaS A MenTaL BreAKdOwN In LeGo CiTY

by ILIkEWoRdsYuM February 24, 2020

Man says him a ting, then him a ting

"You are what you say you are"

Originally from channel 4 comedy Phoneshop, it was originally used as confidence boosting advice.

1. Dr Dre isnt a real doctor
Man says him a ting, then him a ting

2. Im not sure if Im ready to take the step up to being a manager.
Man says him a ting, then him a ting

by Malus1234 December 28, 2010

one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014