Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture is when somebody grabs your balls and drags them over ten miles with sandpaper while sucking your cock, until the balls bleed. And the cock i hard as a rock. Then you smash the cock with a rock. An then eat the meat.

I love doing cock and ball torture with my boyfriend.

by Super rick penis January 24, 2022

Cock N Ball Torture

The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.

Guy 1: Bro I used cock n ball torture on this one zoophile! Guy 2: Thats awesome!!!!

by xRyco February 5, 2022

Cock and Ball Torture

its a fun game to play with your friends/family!! a game for all ages and genders. (NOW INCUDLING 13 *RARE* STD'S ONLY FOUND IN NORTH AMERICA!!) "I say this all the time folks, don't sleep on this one."

hey mom, wanna play a quick game of cock and ball torture?!?

by nuclear robo bitch with std's December 12, 2021

cock n ball torture

defined as torture of the male genitalia and testicles, that is um, pleasurable to say the least

" Stfu before I give you Cock n Ball Torture".

by cottage toes December 13, 2021

burnt cheese ball

A wimpy nerd at school

OMG john is such a burnt cheese ball.

by veirlo December 14, 2021

Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.

twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat

by JonnTeee December 17, 2021