Umbrella Warfare I guess

A word you say when you are about to shoot geo out of a gunbrella.

“Umbrella warfare I guess!” “Fire! Well, with rocks.”

by iamelation March 19, 2024

I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.

Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019

I thought that was a sand nagger

When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.

Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER

by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020

I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.

I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.

by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024

i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

by Loriemplism November 21, 2021

I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!!

You see how I was right about talking to women, right?

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!! YAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAAAAH!!!!"

Hym "You see how nothing I say to you get you to not choose Noah over me?"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOALALALALALALALALALALALBLUBLUBLUB! AAALALALALALALALALA!"

Hym "Ooooooh MAN! Yeah, I'm clearly the insane person here. I must be the most insane person who has ever lived."

Whore "NOAAAAAAAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO WOMEEEEEEENAALALALAALALLAALALAL!!"

by Hym Iam June 30, 2025

What I think

Is what I SAID I THINK.

Hym "What I think... Is that if I was doing what that whire Kendra was doing I WOULD HAVE NO DEFENDERS. Even if we didn't swap the genders and we were gay... If I was doing... The exact same thing... It would be wrong. I wouldn't be able to use any of your excuses. I wouldn't be able to say 'what, you don't think people can be attracted to the handicapped!?' None of that would fucking save me and anyone who didn't regard me negatively would be condmened for it. What I think is what I say I think. The reason you're trying to lob the 'he doesn't think handicrappables can fuck their staff' accusation at me is so you post hoc justify what is happening to me now AND, by extension, THEN and BEFORE then. Post hoc justification for the continuation of something the MAY HAVE ALREADY HAD SOME PRETTY EXTREME CONSEQUENCES FOR EVERYONE BUT ME. Who wants to find out? That cripple isn't better than me. You're not better than me."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024