by wicknallballs March 12, 2021
by Big E pimp December 05, 2019
The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 20, 2021
Possesses the largest phallus of all. Often seen with what looks like a helicopter blade spinning on his crotch.
by FrightenedMudkip March 07, 2016
Big Bax Funerals is a very successful funeral business. It prides itself on making funerals fun and not giving refunds. They also turn your relatives into minerals. We have millions of Oscars for the business and we make little to no money. We have many grammy awards from are jingle used to promote really amazing business. We get a total of 1 million customers a day which is really good for the business as we make a lot of friends along the way. This superstar business was founded by Big Bax, Ralfano, Maxipad and Ernie
BIG BAX FUNERAL LYRICS
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals
at big bax funerals (x2)
When your daughter dies of cancer
and you cannot find the answer
Call Big Bax
Extra Tax
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals
at big bax funerals (x2)
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals
at big bax funerals (x2)
When your daughter dies of cancer
and you cannot find the answer
Call Big Bax
Extra Tax
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals
at big bax funerals (x2)
by augh123456789 September 08, 2022
by Cumnygget September 21, 2019
Pretty self explanatory. When you more than sad, but less than depressed, you are BIG sad. When you BIG sad, you cry very loud, hence *crying noises intensify*
You: OMG IM SO CLOSE TO WINNING!!!!
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*
by SomeoneWhoHasNotTouchedGrass June 20, 2022