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oh shit im out of toilet paper

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.
by Djw14 April 2, 2011
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Flat out like a lizard drinkin

Rural Australian slang for
1. laying on one's stomach
2. asleep from being plastered, wasted, etc.
3. Worn out from hard yakka or work
1. The scrum left him flat out like a lizard drinkin.
2. Too much VB and Becky's flat out like a lizard drinkin.
3. *yawn* I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin
by Luke D Lorenz January 21, 2004
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Bust a beat and boom out of here

Another way of saying "let's leave"
"Hey guys this blows let's bust a beat and boom out of here"
by The truth__________ May 18, 2015
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put some clothes on and GET OUT

When you find someone naked in a bed that shouldn't be there.

Or more recently said to mean "go away"/ "get out of my house". Whether the person is naked or not!
Walk in to find two of your friends getting it on in your bed in a party. "Put some clothes on and GET OUT!"

Or, you have a buddy round and and you can't deal with them whining anymore. "Man, please, put some clothes on and get out"
by Phazting May 22, 2014
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When the penis slips through the hole at the front of a man's underwear
Jeff: Why did I hear your sister scream last night?

Joe: Not incest, she just saw a dead man falling out of a window.
by AndyOliAustin November 2, 2014
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A phrase used in response to someone who is disappointed in a thing that turns out to be underwhelming and bad/mediocre to assure them that can just be how things go sometimes.
"This game is an unfinished mess. Why would they remove even the basic elements of a first person shooter?"
"Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes"
by q543frodomar January 16, 2022
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