jack gay Jewish noes man

a man called Jack Mortan who has a big noes and wears a little cap on his head.

" hey look its a jack gay Jewish noes man."

by the secret man February 1, 2021

Got his grown man up

Dunk on someone in basketball

Yo, some kid was gettin in some run on the courts back in the day, and he straight got his grown man up on some cat that tried to block his shit.

by medschoolghettoadvisor March 10, 2008

punch a hole in your man card

a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something "semi-manly", or deemed as feminine. The idea is, the more holes you punch, the less "manly" you are.

At the Bar:
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."

Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."

On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."

by Surf City Bum July 16, 2010

oh shit man (Pronounced meng)

This is what a mexican says after laughing like a retard. Also this is how you can make fun of a mexican.

Jared: Hey how did the chicken cross the road?

Mexican How meng?

Jared: To get to the other side!

Mexican: Duhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh oh shit man (Pronounced meng) !!!!!!!!

by Leapold Butters Stotch September 11, 2011

hey man want sum weed?

What this guy in a auto said to me one time but i had no money

hey man want sum weed? sure but i have no money

by KENNY! June 23, 2004

National Peg A Man day!

June 14 is National Peg A Man day! So grab your strap on dildo girls, cause you can peg a man on June 14 or any time you want!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yeah Eve?
Eve: can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve takes off Stephen’s pants and pegs the fuck out of him*
Stephen: OOOOH SHIT AAAAHH~ WHY THE FU- AAAAAAAH~ DONT- AH- STOP AAAAAAAAAAHHHH~
Stephen: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
Eve: cause it’s National Peg A Man day!

by taromybobatea August 2, 2022

low-rent man cave

The area in your house that your wife allows you to hang out with your friends, listen to music, drink, smoke and generally cut-up and be loud and obnoxious. Usually the garage.

On Saturday nights my buds and I meet over at Walkers low-rent man cave, his converted tool shed, to smoke, drink, laugh and raise hell amongst the lawn mower, weed eater and yard implements. We listen to a football game or find a bluegrass station on his parents 1971 Magnavox AM/FM/Clock Radio using a straightened clothes hanger as an antenna. All of the furniture is from yard sales or picked up off the side of the road.

by bullet88 October 2, 2010