Woman

A thing that god put on the earth to serve its Man in full by giving him food and sex whenever he says so. Often referred to as "Bitch" or "Ho"

1. Hey bitch! Get back in the kitchen.

2. Come here and suck my dick bitch!

3. I had to put down my woman yesterday.

by ShitOnASandwhich January 8, 2012

womanizer

loves to chase women; is chased by women; a real dork

dude andy is such a womanizer

by fruitnip May 16, 2005

Woman of a Certain Age

Ironically polite term for a woman who does not want her actual age known, e.g. one who is close to or just over the menopause.

Things which define women of a certain age are: exceptionally gaudy clothing, homeopathy and aromatherapy, sensible haircuts, books on feminism, affairs with paper boys, and coffee mornings.

Your mum is a woman of a certain age. Yes she is.

by Coming Second April 28, 2009

woman man

a woman with some male characteristics such a deep voice,man hands,(on rare occasions)balls, a very hairy chest(excludes boobs)and a retractable penis inside the vagina.

GUY1-hey dude you mangled what happened!
(sees guy holding bleeding out of his buttocks)
Guy2-A woman man!!!
(guy2 dies from massive blood loss)
(guy2 dies rectal truma

by crazed stichmouth January 18, 2009

womaner

weedy, little, shy, frail, timid.

"Jaspers such a womaner".

by Alias Jay August 27, 2003

womanizing fuck

A person (usually male) that attempts to get women to have sex with him through douche bag tactics.

"Dude Evan is such a womanizing fuck, he's always trying to get in Katie's pants."

by Playboi Linc November 17, 2015

woman spunk

When ones female admirer hasn't had sex in sometime. It fills with woman's spunk

Cez was so gagging for hendo so much she filled with woman spunk

by Hendoandcezmondo March 17, 2017