Vegan

Shut up simon

Shut up simon, stop having a hissy fit about veganism

by Stop Fighting September 12, 2022

vegan zaza soy pie

Vegan zaza soy pie is a dumb phrase that has been a meme on both instagram and twitter, and no one knows what it means or at least won’t describe it.

Note: Zaza means weed, so it may be referencing an edible

Examples:

“The lonely vegan bakes soy zaza pie at night” @PunkRevNow via twitter

“Elizabeth ate the vegan zaza soy pie and fucking died” @hamburglar45 via twitter

by yellowaurabee September 14, 2022

Vegan Batteries

A recycled battery that costs more than regular batteries because it's recycled

Craig: We were in The Range and I picked up these batteries and they were £7.50, recycled batteries.. Vegan batteries!!

by Coattail October 3, 2022

Vegan

Meat Cannibal.

Dude look at that vegan. What a cruel monster.

by The Pizza King_97 October 29, 2022

vegan cheating

the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".

"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"

by nochilliam November 6, 2022

Veganati

Derived from Illuminati, Veganaties are the enlightened vegans who feel the need to inform everyone of their superior dietary choices.

Having dinner with my cousin the veganati, I had to endure 2 hours hearing about his food choices and how chia pudding tastes better than cheesecake.

by rpcgal November 24, 2022

Vegan

someone who doesn't eat meat and also someone associated with being whiny about people eating meat and consuming dairy

Guy1: Let's get a steak/
Guy2: Nah man, i'm vegan.

You heard about the vega n protests at Starbucks?

by socker456 December 31, 2022