Unicorn meat

You don’t wanna know

Unicorn meat tastes good

by Jim Steiner December 20, 2019

Unicorn

A man with a large penis, erect as the horn of the mythic beast

I've seen his penis, he's a unicorn

by Malachy Malarkey October 8, 2019

The Unicorn

When you come over a girls face and the throw glitter over her

I turned Sharon in to the unicorn when I threw glitter over my jizzy mess

by Pierre_not_Pedey September 8, 2019

Unicorn

A queer woman, usually lesbian who is having a threesome with a straight couple.
Straight couples advertise themselves on dating apps, they are looking for a unicorn to have sex with.

" X and Y are looking for a unicorn"
Lesbian girl: "Ugh, she's cute but she only wants a unicorn with her boyfriend"

by Queench April 2, 2018

unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...

by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018

Unicorn

Sigal

Sigal the unicorn

by Not clickbait April 8, 2018

Unicorn

A dorky unattractive man with a huge package, that pulls really hot girls. Almost as if he is a magestic creature.

"how did HE pull that ?" "Oh, you didn't know, he's a unicorn"

by Yeagfy May 24, 2018