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Twitter

A place where you get unliked for existing (usually known as being Cancelled) Twitter is usually the home of fatherless children.
by MileClemets November 14, 2021
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Twitter ® is basically a Karen's playground! You can't post anything without an argument of some kind.

Also known to make people lose brain cells from the crap that user_39786766859688_ spews out of their b*tchy mouth!

You will also very likely be cancelled for something stupid.
"don't download Twitter, you'll regret it"

"How to lose brain cells, step.1 download Twitter"

"Twitter cancelled my account for the third time this week"
by TheBraceletgirl November 21, 2021
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Twitter

The origin area for the consecutive hellspawn of all teenage pretentiousness and arrogance done in the most casual, shameless way possible. Usernames and bios are the most informal texts ever seen in history with special characters, emojis, and other symbols being spread everywhere on the site. Avatars and banners are also in the scale of "undignified anime girls/boys" to "outdated subjective meme."

During an argument, both subjects always misinterpret the full picture of the other's point and act narcissistic and incredibly full of themselves, mixing up who's universally right and who's universally wrong for anyone spectating and sowing moral confusion among their own peers as well as those who don't use Twitter.

These Twitter users incidentally have the exact same mindset when they shift over to TikTok, only they can express their views even more unpleasantly than they already did.
Look at all those pretentious Twitter people acting like they're the next Messiahs and rational Devil's Advocates thinking they're going to save the world from doom. It's fucking hilarious to watch.
by commentspae December 10, 2020
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If your Famous:It's battle royale with more players the more controversial tweets you make the more people try to cancel you it's basically WWIII but it's a platform so it doesn't get out into real life...
Right?
If your a minor: its basically among us and your the impostor waiting for the right moment to strike but then kanye west and lil mad X declare war and you don't know who to vote out and then Trump starts Venting and killing Biden in front of Boris Johnson Since Boris is evil he teams with trump but then you cancel him with your knife (#1 TRENDING #CancelBoris) and it's never-ending among us unless you delete the app
Twitter is my favourite game I can ruin my life and others lives too!
by Fatnoob360 September 1, 2021
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Twitter Fiction

This is the act of writing about someone or something that is factually false.
Hey, Matt wrote some Twitter Fiction about Vaccines and how they cause autism but that is false.
by Milk_and_Tea February 23, 2021
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Twitter’s biggest issue

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it
by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024
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Female version of a gooch, halfway between her twat and her shitter
She's got a Twitter, its halfway between her twat and her shitter
by Urban69Legend August 14, 2025
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