twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!
The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
by blooregardQkazoo March 07, 2014
An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.
The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021
a delusional, uneducated liberal lacking intelligence; one that uses libtarded rhetoric to avoid stating facts and resorts to insults when faced with an intelligent question needing a factual answer
Man , Albert is a twat sprocket! I asked him to answer a simple question and he retorted with baseless insults!
by EG6785 November 12, 2016
A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies
Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
by Ambizness June 04, 2018
by Smithert April 07, 2019
by Whitey May 24, 2004
(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.
The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.
The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.
Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"
He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."
I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008