Tampstamp

A Portmanteau of Tampon and Stamp. The name of the act involving a woman dropping a recently used Tampon from the top of a building greater than 9 stories tall which not only lands on, but sticks to the head of a pedestrian below.

"Hey Sally, remember when the wind ruined your Tampstamp last Tuesday?"

by awesomeolion January 17, 2010

Tampooning

The act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. Does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.

Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning

When my girlfriend is too drunk to change her maxipad it's time to go tampooning!

by Scrotash July 16, 2011

tampa bay splooge cake

You cum in a man's ass then shove your fist up his Anus and lick his lower back. Then you cum in his mouth and yell "splooge!"

Dude he just splooged all in me like a Tampa bay splooge cake!

by Toulon October 6, 2013

Dirty Tampon

A Dumb Bitch who fakes being Jake Paul's wife for fame and views. Known in the past as Snake Bitch.

Dirty Tampon - Keemstar 2017

We should burn down that retard Dirty Tampon's house...

by Just Malcolm May 2, 2018

tampon

the ultimate fun sponge

M: Honey lets have sex

F: We can't this week i'm on the rag

M: Fart!! tampons are the ultimate fun sponge

by Alfred Pennyworth 2 April 13, 2008

trampoline orgasm

a moaning of pain from laying on a trampoline while others are bouncing, that usually sounds alot like an orgasm. Normally followed by a "thats what she said joke".

We were boucing so hard she had a trampoline orgasm

by Max lindsay May 3, 2008

Trampolinist

1) an awesome, extremely sexy person who has the guts to jump 20 meters in the air doing multiple somersaults.
wearing tights.

2) not a gymnast

3) a straight, male gymnast

person 1: damn your sexy!
person 2: yeah, im a trampolinist

by megadethmaniac2604 September 10, 2011