Touché Hitler

When someone calls you out for doing something you’re not supposed to do, while also doing something just as bad.

Dalton: *litters*

Man in truck blowing smoke into the atmosphere: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 11, 2020

Touch base

When the shafts of two male sex organs make contact during a ménage à trois.

He said to me when I first met him in the office kitchen that we should 'touch base sometime'. I told him I would be glad to if his wife obliged.

Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.

by Pádraig Shuibhne May 7, 2021

touchstarvved

A very gay person

touchstarvved is my gayest mutual

by touchstarvved August 30, 2021

touchstarvved

Banger mutual, kinda fruity

wake up babe, touchstarvved just posted!

by gaypersons August 31, 2021

touchland

Touchland is amazing, cute, pretty. It’s not just a hand sanitizer, it’s your best friend. It’s perfect! It smells great and everyone loves it. There’s nothing Touchland is not good at. It cleans, hydrates and smell delicious. It is amazing, everything about it is amazing. It’s awesome!

Touchland feels amazing isn’t it, anyone will be the luckiest to have it.

by SarahCameron. November 25, 2021

Touch Paul

It’s the term of when a young male play’s with a big boy’s private parts (Vagina, Balls)

Damn I’m so horny

I think we should touch paul.

by DailyZane February 11, 2022

Touch my robe

A line that was first written in 'A Christmas carol' that every class that studies it takes out of context. It is, then after, used after any slightly inappropriate comment is made.

Teacher: and then Macbeth said "come to me"
Student: (whispers to friend) touch my robe

by Ouiouibagette15 June 11, 2022