Squirrel tits

A woman whose boobs look like acorns.

Would you look at the squirrel tits on that woman.

by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020

Squirrel Appreciation Day

A holiday that happens every January 21st where people... appreciate... squirrels... lets be honest you forgot this exists didn't you? Or maybe you've never even heard of it.

Person 1: Its January 21st, its Squirrel Appreciation Day!
Person 2: Thats gotta be a thing you just made up

by eggmeme February 12, 2023

squirrel chop

When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.

Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop

*runs up to buddy*

*Performs squirrel chop*

"Squirrel chop!!!"

You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.

Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋

by DragonsBane07312000 January 4, 2019

squirreling

The act of inserting both your testicles and your penis into the anus of your sexual partner.

Baby, I like the clawing motion your hands were doing while you were squirreling me last night.

by GlenKoKo October 7, 2017

Squirrel dinner

When you eat nothing but nuts (almonds, cashews, etc) for days on end to slim down.

Do you know what Cillian Murphy had to do to slim down for Oppenheimer? He had one almond a day. Dude had a squirrel dinner.

by Magenta Mage August 12, 2023

squirrel food

small amount of food wrongfully considered a "meal" by people. This could be something like a half of a sandwhich, some crackers, a small salad, or a bag of chips.

"i hate how the only thing this cafeteria serves is squirrel food"

by Renegade Ni February 17, 2010

Squirrel

A slang term for a Canadian woman's privates that are not shaved.

Due to misappropriation, the Canadian beaver has requested that the term Beaver only be used as the slang for a shaved woman's privates!

Karen's squirrel was a little prickly since she last shaved her beaver!

by Smokescreen2009 August 7, 2017