Unicorn

The birth of the unicorn comes from a Billy goat mating with a miniature shetland pony in the cornfields of central Iowa. Which in turn makes the most Majestic little fuckers known to man. The unicorns are nothing as they seem in the movies they are actually only about 2 1/2 feet tall and they are ruthless little suits that grunt and romp.

Hey did you go to the cornfield in Iowa when you were there? I heard if you walk to deep into them you will get attacked by a pack of majestic unicorns...

by Crispyshelbycake April 26, 2021

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To pull a unicorn means to do something unique

Gary pulled a real unicorn when he pimp-lapped that hoe.

by Adams L January 30, 2023

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A man with a large penis, erect as the horn of the mythic beast

I've seen his penis, he's a unicorn

by Malachy Malarkey October 08, 2019

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An underweight horse that comes to a point.
Why the heck did you look this up?

Oh look at the random unicorn on capital hill!

by Bear0425 December 08, 2021

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A man who is honest,faithful,loving but still has balls and stands his ground. Often his name is Steve/Steven/Stephen.

A gentleman but bad boy at the same time

He seems perfect he must be a unicorn

by Almighty one May 16, 2022

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