summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula

“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”

by squidpp April 17, 2022

knobby knees

giving someone CRAZY NECK while on a hard wood floor and bruises start to form on ur knees

man 1: hey dude did you see how bruised up ashleys knees were?
man 2: yea she has knobby knees from the neck she gave me last night

by wifesize July 1, 2024

Knee-slapper

Something so hilarious it makes u slap your knees. Funny moments that cause uncontrollable laughter.

My niece and I seen a man with a car dealership flag on his bicycle chased by a bunch of Chihuahuas, it was such a knee-slapper!! Hahahaha

by MainRain October 13, 2018

Knee cheeks

When someone of a larger mass has fatty areas around there knees and the inside look like cheeks

Jim: Hey, look at that girls legs
Matt: Damnnnn... they're some good knee cheeks

by Ding dong lama lama December 5, 2021

Knee-Ko

Whenever you are sorta being a bitch.

Pronounced similar to the name "Nico"

Person 1: Murders Person 2's whole family
Person 2: YOU DAMN KNEE-KO!

by Jerry Smith's Dog November 14, 2021

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.

“The new born baby is born with Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.”

by SonnyK December 23, 2024