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covid couple

A couple that started dating during covid
Wow, that couple is wearing masks, must be a covid couple!
by Mikey Butts April 12, 2021
mugGet the covid couplemug.

covid-19 effect

Covid-19 effect is when a pandemic breaks out and a lot of people doesn't seem to understand that we need to quarantine ourselves for the pandemic to blow over and for life to get back to normal.
guy 1: do you remember 2020?
guy 2: yeah that year had such a Covid-19 effect.
guy 1: a lot of idiots didn't seem to understand we had to distance ourselves for the virus to die.
guy 2: Crazy...
by Bee_Softy May 18, 2020
mugGet the covid-19 effectmug.

La Purga De COVID

The day after the company COVID vaccine mandates take effect and the company terminates everyone who has not provided their vaccine card.
My department lost 6 people during La Purga De COVID and now I have to work 2 hours of overtime every day. On the upside the office is much less divided.
by Rickapedia October 18, 2021
mugGet the La Purga De COVIDmug.

Covid Redistribution

When you gift someone (friend, coworker, etc.) an item in short supply like hand sanitizer. Then you take it back when they are looking because you really need it. It is even better if you take it back when they are in quarantine.
It looks like Darlene just Laura's hand sanitizer off her desk. Wait, didn't Darlene give her that hand sanitizer? Yes, she did, but I guess she needed it more. That is a classic Covid Redistribution.
by clock tower March 20, 2020
mugGet the Covid Redistributionmug.

Symptoms of COVID

Cold all around
Sleepy
Sweaty feet
Shivers

Cough
Hard to breathe
I have the symptoms of COVID because I have sweaty feet
by King_crewz August 15, 2021
mugGet the Symptoms of COVIDmug.

Covid-👽

the conditions/injuries experienced by bats in the cave they share with coronaviruses (located in 2013 by Wuhan virologists).

The coronaviruses were only indirectly the distal cause of the bats' injuries - the direct proximate cause was the swabs collected by anal probe.

In 2018 the virologists confirmed they'd located the origin of the coronavirus responsible for the '03 SARS outbreak. The Wuhan virologists warned the entire world in 2018.
Covid-👽 only occurs in anal probed bats, in the Yunnan cave.

Deep inside where the bats nest, the cave's climate never changes.

Always cool and dry - so the virus' buttery bilipid envelope protecting it remains stable and firm and safe just in case you you wondered why Epstein didn't kill himself. The 'rona is a massively robust, ever-quasi-evolving viral population.
by nottherealCharlesLieber April 9, 2021
mugGet the Covid-👽mug.

Covid

Fuck you covid
by Donutapplesauce November 22, 2022
mugGet the Covidmug.

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