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Upgrading to Windows 7

Smart people do this when their computer comes with an inferior operating system, especially Windows 8.
Matt: Hey Aidan, I got this totally awesome new laptop! It's got an Intel Core i7 quad-core, dual Nvidia graphics and 12GB of memory!

Aidan: What operating system does it have? Windows 8?

Matt: Yep, so I'm gonna be upgrading to Windows 7!

Aidan: Then we can play Borderlands!
by matthewj4x February 23, 2014
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nightly window cleaner

A guy who comes to your house every night to clean your windows while you sleep. He will only come if you sleep at any point of time in the night, and if you pull an all-nighter then your windows will not be cleaned. This could be an issue under circumstances where your window has the potential to get very dirty. There is a common saying, "Get a full night's rest, or your windows will be dirty!" which I did not just invent on the spot for the convenience of this definition.
"I've pulled two all-nighters in a row and I'm so tired!"
"Your windows must be dirty, maybe you should sleep to the nightly window cleaner will come?"
"That's a good idea."
by eggplantparmeZHAN May 21, 2023
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Certified for Windows Vista

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.
Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!
by luna nueva July 13, 2009
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\Windows\System32 (Computers)

A path to one of the most important system files inside your computer. Deleting any of this files can result in Windows not being able to run properly.
\Windows\System32 (Computers)

John: Hey, you should delete System32
Oliver: Ok. What's the path?
John: \Windows\System32
Oliver: I tried to delete that path in CMD, but it said acess denied.
by your everyday teacher February 10, 2020
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Roll down the window

Ima roll the

Ima roll down the window on u nigga!
by Roll the window down December 25, 2017
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Windows Tech Support

Some Indian guy asking for your PC information because there's a "virus on it." Generally this is a scam trying to get personal and sensitive information. They usually use a white person name.
Indian Guy: "Hello, thank you for calling in Windows tech support, my name is James, how may I help you?"
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*
by TrueDeltaFox February 6, 2018
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Online Window Shopping

the process in which you go to online stores and save pictures of clothing that you want to your picture files.

this process is usually done by people that have no money
Jen: do you want to go shopping

Angelina : Nahh i spent all my money on KFC so ill probably spend my night Online Window Shopping
by illstephen March 4, 2012
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