Unicorn

A horse who’s a little more horny than usual. Derived from the Robot Chicken Unicorn who is a pervert.

If you polish a unicorns horn long enough you get magical unicorn mayonnaise.

by Madmatt September 25, 2021

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A developer with a macbook and pronouns often seen wearing designer glasses.

This is Dave, he is our senior unicorn and is specialized in front-end development using svelte.

by sarvasana March 26, 2024

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While your lady is casually dropping a loaf, walk in and place the tip of your member up against her forehead whilst shouting “unicorn”. She will love this…results may vary

Bill: did you hear about Geoff? He gave his wife a unicorn…his wake is on Tuesday”

by Maybe on Wednesday February 22, 2025

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A very rare hard to find once in a lifetime Kind of man that is wealthy, nice, and respectful, & gives freely & doesnt get pissed or expect anything in return. A man who actually just wants to help. Every sugar baby's DREAM.

yall! Its goin down! I FINALLY FOUND A UNICORN after my 29yrs of existence on this earth. !!! :) #WeAintBrokeNOMore

by BunnyNextDoorXO June 04, 2021

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The birth of the unicorn comes from a Billy goat mating with a miniature shetland pony in the cornfields of central Iowa. Which in turn makes the most Majestic little fuckers known to man. The unicorns are nothing as they seem in the movies they are actually only about 2 1/2 feet tall and they are ruthless little suits that grunt and romp.

Hey did you go to the cornfield in Iowa when you were there? I heard if you walk to deep into them you will get attacked by a pack of majestic unicorns...

by Crispyshelbycake April 26, 2021

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