tool pusher

The cocksucker who runs the rig location

Dan told murphy to get to work, because he is the tool pusher and he’ll decide

by Indian In A Tp May 15, 2018

Tool

an assault rifle

- looking like bobby builder bitch with a big tool

by bootyeatah May 21, 2018

Tool

Trey

Trey is a tool

by Treyisatool May 25, 2018

Red Tool

a person who is addicted to drinking red bull

"Johnny's rearranging the room with a bunch of old clock parts he found in an alley. I think he might be a red tool, I am worried"

by zeahfd May 27, 2018

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

Vagina tool

When a women shoves something up there vagina

I shoved my vagina tool up my vagina

by Ahhhhk March 30, 2020

Tool Tuesday

Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.

Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic

by JBrò November 17, 2020