Swamp Swipe

Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.

I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!

by T91G March 31, 2022

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Swamp

A swamp is where shrek lives

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!?!

by anonymous June 26, 2022

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noun. When a glass containing a beverage, typical alcohol, beer or other subtance, experiences an extreme amount of condensation due to temperature imbalances between the ambient air and beverage.

synonyms: glass sweats.

Dude, I think i have some serious swamp glass.

by dlpopp August 1, 2011

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Mississippi swamp

Motor boating the butt hole.

Last night Brenda asked me to prove my nautical worth, so I gave her a Mississippi Swamp Boat.

by Medic130 November 7, 2021

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Swamp Club

A certain club that Shrek lovers are a part of. The club most commonly revolves around the "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" video series. On Fridays, all involved club members must wear their "swamp club outfits," aka a lazy day outfit with sweatpants.

Awe c'mon Mark, it's Friday! Where's your Swamp Club outfit?

by sidney.shrek October 25, 2017

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swamp punch

A heinous and vile concoction created by throwing glass bottles of any and all kinds of alcohol into a bathtub until it’s about half full. You then scoop it out with a bucket and hope you don’t get any glass in your serving of SwampPunch.

Hey man we’re going to Tanners to make Swamp Punch bring all of you booze!

by GenrlWolf June 23, 2018

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