Pee dick

When you're sucking someone's dick and it tastes urine

Friend: Did you suck his dick last night?
You: Yeah, he totally had pee dick

by queen H January 26, 2015

Dick Move

To do something dickish, just to be an asshole.

John spread the lids out on the pallet, what a dick move!

by Triggerdown June 11, 2015

dwarf dick

A extremely small penis that is smaller then your average millimeter monster.

Stephen:Yo dwarf dick what's up?
Carlos:stop making fun of my dwarf Dick you cunt

by Dwarfdickinc January 29, 2015

dick and dash

A dumbass pointless "relationship" that is only for sex. It lasts for a week at the maximum time. The only purpose is to suck dick and get pussy.

Oh my god, Noah and Dominique are having a dick and dash. Makes sense since they are both atrocious in bed.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017

Dick rider

A person who is obsessed about someone, but, the feeling isn't mutual.

That kid is a dick rider, he beat me once for $5 when I'm up hundreds on him.

by zSplits December 05, 2018

lobster dick

1. When you jerk off so frequently your dick becomes permenantly red resembling the dick of a lobster.

"I have to cut down, im starting to develope a lobster dick"

by billbow24 October 01, 2007

Spotted Dick

A quintessential and traditional English pudding, commonly found in secondary school dining hall. It is a heavy sponge with raisins usually served hot with helpings of ambrosia custard (or your school's lumpy equivalent...)

Jack: Ianto, are you having any of that spotted dick today?
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!

by SierraJuliet February 13, 2019