19

something you have to do on Christmas eve first you have to get 19 peaces of hair then you get 19 grains of sand then you get 19 cookies then you get 19 boogers next you have to get 19 rocks then you put 19 of anything you want repeat 18 times after the first time you do it

andy: oh man i forgot to do 19 let me see if i still have time

clock: 12:00 am
andy: OH NO

santa: HO HO HO YOU FORGOT TO DO 19

andy: santa plz i have a child on the way i want it to meet its dad
santa: omg andy YOUR 7 HOW DID YOU GET A GIRL PREGNANT
andy: it wasn't a girl
santa: thats it im gonna send you to a tar pit for a very painful death
andy: uwu * dies cutely*

by Emkuda December 30, 2021

Number 19

Man uses cock as screwdriver

Hey did you hear about the number 19 guy? Yeah he used his Cock as a screwdriver.

by Mcakey September 23, 2021

November 19 2007

The day the greatest pussy alive was born

I was born in November 19 2007 and I have a nice va gay gay

by Lotusmoon June 16, 2022

COVID-19

An absolute horrifying virus that decided to ruin the lives of many people in the year 2020. More definitions can be found linked like quarantine and 2020

COVID-19 was a horrid virus ruining many lives.

by w i t t y June 23, 2020

The Chubby 19

The club that gained weight during the pandemic

Yeah I was joined the Chubby 19 club sadly.

by Caro Tejada April 17, 2020

april 19

hanker confirmation day

on april 19, we’re getting lost

by hananananana April 19, 2021

19 dolla fortnite card

"the Childs dream" as the 5 yr-old bitchs like to say, they go to the parents and beg dem parents until they are so bad they need to get adopted.

Mum, can i get a 19 dolla fortnite card plz.

Proceeds to be sent to orphanage

by Envyingdeeznuts69 December 4, 2021