English Teacher Mentality Syndrome

a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.

the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome

by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023

Tennessee Tetherballs

When one tries to slap a individual's testicles so hard, they wrap around his leg.

We were showering after practice and Alex's slapped my nuts so hard that he gave me a case of the Tennessee Tetherballs!

by Delaware Seagull Shake July 19, 2023

Parent Teacher Conference

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".

Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!

by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023

Standard Teacher

A teacher that doesn't know Snatwix

"She is a Standard Teacher"

by Citrox August 4, 2023

Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023

French Teacher

The French teacher is one of the best teachers, one of the bois who you can make jokes with, unfortunately, they teach French which is unobjectively the WORST subject.

what do we have next? French, with the good French Teacher, I love them but I hate French

by Gog403 May 27, 2023

Pe teachers

creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.

by Who?asked? August 9, 2024