Pillow talking

Something a simp does to gain sex he could've gotten if he just been himself

You be pillow talking and I don’t like that

by Lil Kartel March 07, 2021

talking squat

Talking squat is essentially the same as "talking shit" about someone. It can also mean the same as nothing.

"Man, Chris was talking squat 'bout yo girl yesterday!"

"dats cuz he ain't know squat!"

by Kohyu March 09, 2016

vape talk

talking while exhaling smoke (typically from vaporizers) resulting in a muffled sounding voice

person 1: damn bro this blue lemonade ice is hitting bro (exhaling smoke)
person 2: bro stop vape talking

by Osi777gt August 21, 2022

Talking Christian

To say things you are certain are false, but you know you can get away with it.

Rudy was saying the election was rigged, but he was just talking christian. Donald said he was working late, but Marla knew he was just talking christian.

by psuedologian January 20, 2021

talking to the captain

felating a woman's clitoris. Term derived from the slang for a womans clitoris 'The man in a boat'.

'Right then Barry' declared sharon 'first things first, I want to see you talking to the captain before you stick that cock up me - its not all about you!!'

by chesterpest January 18, 2010

Unicorn talk

When someone talks about something that no relevance to the current topic of conversation, or when someone talks about a topic that no one cares about or makes no sense. This originates from a conversation with a young child who instead of answering the legit question from an adult started talking about unicorns.

Person 1: It’s really cold outside today, maybe we should go shopping tomorrow.
Person 2: I wonder if I could fly if I could run faster.
Person 1: That’s unicorn talk.

by January 23, 2023

Edi Talk

When someone says sum about gypsies and smokes dogshit cigarettes

-Bro what you on about today ?
-I’m on some Edi Talk. I hate gypsies and I’ll love myself some blue dunhills

by Faur Noam May 23, 2022