Taco in a bag

A warm tortilla, slightly mushy, filled with meat, cheese, and shit. It is placed in a bag and masked with "taco odors" to confuse any possible consumer of such disgusting smegma and turtle shit in a bag. Often sold at schools, because no one else in their right mind would actually buy this shit. Possible uses: fertilizer, laxitive, or a blunt weapon.

I took a bite of this taco in a bag, it tastes like shit. Want it?

Okay...it smells alright...OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Aww, sick, flowers are growing in my mouth.

by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004

Rusty Taco

an older womans vagina(80 years or older) usually dripping an odd smelling substance.

jay and deans mom has a rusty taco

by owhole October 13, 2008

Taco Bell

Without this place, us drunks would starve to death at 2 AM in the morning.

After drinking a whole case of beer I decided to curve my hunger at Taco Bell

by mrkb September 13, 2006

Taco Bell

The place where Rummy and Dick Cheney shoulda looked for Weapons of Ass Destruction.

Oh my God, I just ate a grilled STUFT burrito, now I'm pissing liquid uranium out my asshole and melting the porcelain of my toilet. HELP!

by The Jigga Man March 7, 2005

gremlin taco

A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.

Buford gave me a gremlin taco to remember.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

taco bizzle

Street term for taco bell.

Everyday at lunch me and mike head out to taco bizzle fo shizzle.

by I'm Not A Chemist July 17, 2005

Tijuana Taco

Tijuana Taco is when you take a crap and place it under a cars visor (Hence the term taco) of a very unexpecting person. So when He/She is driving and opens the visor it falls on their lap. Hopfully not causing an accident so the driver and gifter get a good Laugh from it.

Butch gave Eric a Tijuana Taco in his new car.

by Caldorazo September 24, 2009