One Gorilla

Used as a promise, and can be used instead of on God. It is a promise that isn't broken, guaranteeing something to someone.

Stan-"Do these shoes look alright on me, I wanna wear them to Stephens 80th birthday tomotomo"
Freddy-"yeah mate, they look great"
Stan-"promise?"
Freddy-"one gorilla"

by Greg 4 life May 30, 2023

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One sockin' it

The situation resulting from using a sock when no toilet paper is available.

Dear Mom,

Went to Tijuana and ate shitty tacos. Tried to drive back to Barstow in one sitting. I'm now one sockin' it. Please send more socks.

-George

by Trry96 September 19, 2014

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one direction

liars

one direction: if you looked this up then you know what i mean

by i heart milfs April 21, 2020

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Shoot the one

When your about to fight someone

What the Lets shoot the one!

by Tyanna January 19, 2009

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one sec

Definatly not 8 fucking min...

Lemme load for one sec.. Okay but not 8 min though.

by Kymotsu June 17, 2006

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A feat only quick poopers can achieve, the bowl in one is when you flush the toilet -before- you sit on it and quickly shit right as the water is being flushed so the shit travels with it down the pipe.

Guy 1: "Dude how the fuck do you take shits so quickly?"
Guy 2: "I actually trained for my asshole for 3 years in the mountains to be able to shit so quickly that I could make a bowl in one."
Guy 1: "Why the fuck am I friends with you?"

by Rookus January 8, 2016

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