What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.
What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
Get the I reckon I can peace the story togethermug. When you eat a girl out and lick the tip of your thumb and flick through her pussy flaps like a book, then repeat this until she finishes, after she nuts you grab both sides of her vagina and slam both sides together like you would after you finish an excellent book.
Person 1: “Yo dude! How did it go with that girl last night?”
Person 2: “Terrible! She slapped me for giving her the Story Book Finish.”
Person 2: “Terrible! She slapped me for giving her the Story Book Finish.”
by MrJustTookAWholeBottleOfViagra October 13, 2024
Get the Story Book Finishmug. A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?
B: Sure.
A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...
B: Sure.
A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...
by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017
Get the adult bedtime storymug. antipickle is a genre of story which features conceited old men who don't recognize they're past their expiration date, act like they're still the shit, and ultimately get tossed in the trash like they deserve.
by hereicomehahaha December 16, 2019
Get the antipickle storymug. by BuzzlightyearNeighbor September 21, 2023
Get the This is a replica of Andy's room from toy storymug. "Story time" is a phrase that is often used to describe an occasion when someone tells a story or a group of stories, typically to an audience of children or adults. This can be done in a classroom setting, at a library, or at home. It can also refer to the time set aside for reading or listening to stories, for example, before bedtime for children. The term can also be used more generally to describe a period of time during which a person recounts a series of events or experiences, it can be a formal or informal way of sharing experiences, memories, or information.
Joe: Hey Bob, what are you doing tonight?
Bob: Not sure yet, why?
Joe: I was thinking of having a story time at my place. My kids love it when I read to them, and I thought it might be fun for us to do something like that together.
Bob: That sounds like a great idea. I haven't had a good story time in ages.
Joe: Awesome, I'll text you the address. We can grab some snacks and drinks, and make it a real event.
Bob: Sounds like a plan. Can't wait!
Joe: Me too, see you tonight!
Bob: Not sure yet, why?
Joe: I was thinking of having a story time at my place. My kids love it when I read to them, and I thought it might be fun for us to do something like that together.
Bob: That sounds like a great idea. I haven't had a good story time in ages.
Joe: Awesome, I'll text you the address. We can grab some snacks and drinks, and make it a real event.
Bob: Sounds like a plan. Can't wait!
Joe: Me too, see you tonight!
by dwdwefewf January 21, 2023
Get the story timemug. by Sir Fingerer February 6, 2025
Get the Forey Storymug.