Badtime Story

When a woman gives a handjob to a guy while telling him about her cheating or her previous sexual experiences.

Janice told me such a hot badtime story last night, I had no idea she was so freaky.

by Alexander Pothos December 13, 2018

Toy Story Land

It’s that new land over in Disney’s Hollywood Studios that just opened and people are crazy about even though there’s not much and there’s a bunch of walls for gay instagramers.

Guy 1: Hey want to check out Toy Story Land?
Guy 2: No, there’s too many people including the gay instagramers and there’s not much sh!t to do there.
Guy 1: Oh, ok. Maybe when all the crowd dies down.

by TheJWA August 2, 2018

third story life

When you stunting on the streets because you still living in your momma house

You know he buying bottles at the club because he living that third story life

by realstreetmoneytalk September 25, 2018

a Dave story

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.

Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.

by Mecachis June 2, 2018

Maple Story

A Rarted little game for Rarted little shits.

Hey did you see that Rarted child playing Maple Story

by DarkstarX1 June 2, 2018

First story bias

Term describing a mindset of a person when they are unable to see another viewpoint/or the truth in a situation. It's when a person has heard about a "story, opinion, or report" from one person first and believes that this is the truth. This occurs when a person's mind is closed and incapable of hearing and understanding another viewpoint or report because they completely believe what they were told initially about a person or situation is the truth.

John's girlfriend believed he had cheated on her because her best friend told her she saw him with another girl. John was not with the other girl but his girlfriend had "first story bias" and felt she could not trust him anymore.

by Sueism July 18, 2019

mujke story

1) a story that is far fetched made up
2) usually a really lame excuse

Hey why didn’t you come to the party last night?

man i was on the way and then my phone died and couldn’t find it house so went home

Man that sounds like a mujke story

by Ramče July 22, 2019