Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.
Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
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so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!
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Lauren tells Mike and John this story "this one time i was at a wedding and my uncle gave me some rum and coke and then later that night he was next to my parents and looked at me and said, how do you like that rum and coke?"
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It was a late Friday afternoon, and I was walking with my BFF, Chelsea. We walked all the way home, and as soon as I locked the door, she stripped off my clothes. She said she was horny, and started fingering me. " A-ahhh" I moaned, my pussy tightening. She started playing with my tits and then we shambled to the sofa. We did 69, her mouth clinging on to my pussy. She started moaning too, and I sucked on her tits. "Like that?" I asked. "Y-yes mommy..." We lay on top of each other, and then I get off the couch and start eating her out. She screams, "I'M GONNA CUM!!!" I feel the wet, sticky liquid pour out into my mouth. I swallow all of it, and then we start oral, our tongues swirling against each other. We lay there. "Round two, Chelsea?"
It was a late Friday afternoon, and I was walking with my BFF, Chelsea. We walked all the way home, and as soon as I locked the door, she stripped off my clothes. She said she was horny, and started fingering me. " A-ahhh" I moaned, my pussy tightening. She started playing with my tits and then we shambled to the sofa. We did 69, her mouth clinging on to my pussy. She started moaning too, and I sucked on her tits. "Like that?" I asked. "Y-yes mommy..." We lay on top of each other, and then I get off the couch and start eating her out. She screams, "I'M GONNA CUM!!!" I feel the wet, sticky liquid pour out into my mouth. I swallow all of it, and then we start oral, our tongues swirling against each other. We lay there. "Round two, Chelsea?"
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