Squirrel

A Southern term men use for women they want to nut in.
Cute or Hot girls men find sexually attractive.

Guy 1. Damn that girl is a squirrel.
Guy 2. Hell yeah id love to hide my nut in her.

by XHEADHUNTERx 7 August 26, 2019

Squirrel

the tiny thing your dog is freaking barking at

Omg... stop doggy its just a squirrel

by I'm here b*tch August 27, 2019

squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal

Dam squirrel milk again

by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019

Squirrel Feeder

When a person (male or female) inadvertently sits/falls onto a projectile shaped object (I.e shampoo bottle, tennis ball can, ear of corn), penetrating the sphincter and traumatically inserting the random projectile into the anal canal.

“Hey, why does Jen scream and tremble when she sees ears of corn?”
“Dude, she went full squirrel feeder at the last Husker tailgate.”

by BeeRandi September 4, 2019

skinned squirrel

When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later

Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.

by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

to be squirrelled

Being squirelled,led on a seemingly harmless task that goes magically ary! Lead to water and left to own devices and end up building a superstructure to pour a simple glass of water!

To be squirrelled is When your ADHD GF sets you up knowing you have squirrel moments just like she does! Then she snickers as I wonder around the Forrest looking at what she started saying and gotten lost in my own thoughts of sparkly, colourful things!

by Hyrotig May 25, 2018

exploding squirrel

when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.

A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.

by applejuice time January 9, 2018