squeeze a squirrel

taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.

dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel

by long drive to reno April 11, 2011

flying squirrell

to run and throw your pelvis in the air, resembling a flying squirrell.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick.

Donny Doozie did the craziest flying squirrell last night at the bar.

by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006

Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser

What a secret squirrel that guy is!

by Swoned.com August 7, 2003

squirrel

A unit of measurement in which you use when you have no idea of what the measurment actually is.

(1) "I'm to lazy to read the graduated cylinder so lets just say its a squirrel of hydrochloric acid."

(2) (person1)" how much have you benched today? " (person2)" a squirrel."

by Dooostin December 14, 2006

Squirrel

A girl that is always lookin for the nuts!!

DAYYYYYUUMMMM dat squirrel is mine tonight!

by Taylor C May 3, 2007

Squirrel

Combination of PCP and marijuana, sprinkled with cocaine and smoked; or marijuana, PCP, and crack combined and smoked.

(a.k.a. Ozone, Steak & Eggs)

Last night we laced a woolie blunt with PCP and rolled a squirrel.

by Soleezy April 14, 2009

squirrely

a cigarette.
originated in the south side of chicago

yo, you got a squirrely fo me?

by lxndr March 20, 2008