Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.

Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”

by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018

Brisbane Squid

This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.

"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"

"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "

"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."

by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019

Damp Squib

Underwhelming

1:I went to the shop yesterday, and they were out of milk.
2.Aw that’s a bit of a damp squib.

by Baby07xx May 7, 2019

Mermaid Squid

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.

The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.

by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019

Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid

Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls

by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019

Weak squid

When there is an 8 man gangbang, put your dicks together facing the same way, like the tentacles of a squid

That weak squid we did last night was so arousing.

by d0gl0g November 23, 2019

Shimmy Squak

Shimmy Squak is a place in the clouds where I was born.

I am the king of Shimmy Squak.

by Shimmy Squak King October 9, 2020