Spoon jealous

The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.

Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.

by memerrrrr August 17, 2011

Spoon

Really good at baseball, probably named Marissa or something

We replaced Marissa with tim without telling her because she’s a spoon

by Baseball is great February 22, 2021

Indian Spoon

A sexual act between two individuals where both parties mix fecal matter, and other various bodily fluids that may include blood, semen, pee, discharge, etc.

I’m feeling extra freaky today. Do you want to try an Indian Spoon?

by luvsins4smegma January 14, 2025

Spoon-Head

A derogatory term for people of Asian descent, denoting the spoon-like nature of their cranial structure

that fuckin' spoon-head took all the damn noodles

by Suck my boot, dorkhead! January 28, 2024

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

Spoon Barbecue

The act of heating a spoon for use of heroin.

Demi Levato probably has enough used needles around to fill up for one last spoon barbecue.

by Blowjaysimpson June 27, 2019

Spoon

To hop from man to man Not being able to keep a relationship . Jump from mouth to mouth .

That’s shortys spoon brah

by EscoDaSnipa September 2, 2019