Christmas Spider

The small harmless spiders that are commonly found on natural cut Christmas trees.

Sometimes can be a stow away spider that found its way to fake tree as well.

"Don't hurt the Christmas spider!"

"Christmas Spider's are our friends!"

"My family only found 3 Christmas spiders on our tree this year."

by LunaCanzone August 20, 2009

eee(spider)

Person who thinks silver admin abuses

Wow, is that nitro booster, eee(spider) talking about Silvertay2?

by Barnashunter12 July 14, 2020

Cock Spider

An accidental creature created when Eric misheard the phrase "Clock Spider" The Cock Spider is a penis with 8 spidery legs. The Cock Spider's arch enemy is the Cock Biter

A:"Did you see the pictures of Clock Spider?"
E:"WHAT?! A COCK SPIDER?"
A:"What? no- wait... cock spider?"
E:"....sounds pretty cool"
E""I SMELL A DOODLE COMING UP

by Andy The Idea Maker December 20, 2008

Spider Holing

created after saddam was found in a spider hole. when a lesbian shits in another lesbians vagina, then eats it.

wet shit isnt as good for spider holing because it isnt very firm.

by Zach December 7, 2004

spider

the scariest little bug i've ever seen. spider are 8-legged arachnids that use spider silk (that comes out of their ass) in a variety of ways, depending on the species. most spiders spin webs with their silk to catch innocent insects and use their vampire-like fangs to inject paralyzer venom into their prey, then devour its insides like a monster. it also seems that spiders TRY to look as freaky as possible (large, bulging eggsack sitting on its ass; showing its large eyes and fangs to you) so that they can scary the crap out of you, then make a spider-home, lay some eggs, and create more scary-as-crap creatures. in my opinion, even the smallest spider is scary as hell.

tiny spider: *climbs on my shoulder* hallo dere.

me: OH GOD GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!

by Chowderz March 15, 2011

spider fantasy

A totally hot babe, who loves it in the butt.

Man would I love to spider fantasy that chick.

by RLLD April 1, 2003

soidontcarejerk

Dude... you crossed the line... what chew talkin' 'bout Willis? Man, that was so low, I'm not even playin' that game. It's like, you wanna play that way.... so, I don't care jerk!!!

(with a Mexican accent say the following): Ease like, "shoot girl, chew don't know who chur messin' wit' esa!"

by Claudia (formerly BB&K secretary, now IT Coordinator) August 4, 2004