micro soft

Male porn stars who have small dicks and have erectile disfunction

Director: This isn't very good, somebody get the micro soft a viagra

by bropacalypse January 16, 2017

soft sensuality

The act of softly getting fisted by 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

So David told me he experienced soft sensuality at the inauguration.

by Mr. Excellence January 18, 2017

Soft Lit

A state of being lit but not really. To be turnt but not really. To be rekt but I mean...not really. It is the state which is the epitome of having had a fun but controlled night.

1. Resh: Yo Kunal how was your night?"
Nunal: I ate a girl out and had normal shit so I'm just kind of soft lit.

Resh: Right.

2.

Kajith: Hubert what do you think of this vacuum; super big but also super powerful.

Zubert: Dude, that's fucking soft lit af.
Kajith: Goddamn you are smart.

by Vastrum January 23, 2017

Soft 2

Diarrhea.

I laid a soft 2 on her chest and then smeared it all over her face.

by Asassinsneed August 23, 2012

soft delete

To mark a record in a database for deletion or to temporarily prevent it from being selected. In order to actually delete the record, a "hard" delete or "permanent" delete function must be performed.

soft delete: Removing less important players in a team before a match..to utilize them at a later point.
EX: He has been soft deleted from the team

by Deep Sehgal October 21, 2013

Biggie Soft

A biggie soft is when your weiner is slightly hard and big but not hard enough to enage in any sexual activities.

Dude, I just pantsed Nathan and I swear to God he had a Biggie Soft.

by Jay-Emm The Duke of Dock March 27, 2011

Soft Taco Supreme

Result when you have sex with a girl on her period and cum on her vaginal lips and it looks like a Soft Taco Supreme. There is an obligation to bite it.

Thank goodness Sally was on her period today, otherwise I wouldn't have had my monthly Soft Taco Supreme.

by Tom Bishop July 19, 2011