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Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.
ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!
by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022
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Soft

Powdered cocaine.
Rocked up cocaine is hard, powdered cocaine is soft, get it?
Dude-“Yo, you got any of that soft??”

Dealer-“Nahh, I gotta re-up. Got plenty of hard though.”

Dude-“Ah, shit, I’m good. That shit makes fiends.”
by AnonyMystery69 May 3, 2022
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soft couple

A couple who are all about cuddling and kissing, nothing more. Often called a boring couple.
P1: OMG Jenny and James are together
P2: What kinda couple though?
P3: A soft couple but i'm sure that they'll turn into more.
by WhyWouldMyNameBeVital? March 20, 2017
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Soft cock

Someone who is unwilling to do an activity
Damo won't fight me he's such a soft cock
Scotty won't smoke from a gatorbeug what a soft cock
by Four'n Twenty sucks May 11, 2023
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Soft

Isaiah Sedillos
Isaiah Sedillos: A man who is very sensitive, soft, and emotionally open. Not afraid to cry, weep uncontrollably, and express feeling.
by SweetCeceD66 November 29, 2018
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SOFT

When a person copies and pastes a dad joke, especially from social media such as twitter
My uncle thought he was smooth with the jokes… turns out he’s just SOFT
by oogabooga57 January 10, 2022
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soft

the pussy was soft
by JOJOJOJOJOJJOJO February 18, 2020
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