shiny smile

Shiny smile is a smile someone gives you out of pity. Not a real smile; a fake one.

She gave me a shiny smile when she saw my missing finger.

by whitegirrrl03 May 4, 2015

Frog-smile

An intimate/sexual act, available for a couple or group that includes a male. To execute a frog-smile, the male and his partner(s) would undress completely, and line up in the position for the game "leap frog," having the male as the hopper. The male would then hop over his partner(s) to drag or rub his genitals along the back area of his party member(s).

(Credit to Arin Hanson, Game Grumps).

David: She totally let me give her a frog-smile.
Jeff: You're weird, stop talking to me.

by Demetrius Petitt September 18, 2015

Chimp Simple

Chimp simple is when something is so straightforward that even a chimpanzee or a toddler with down syndrome could easily understand it.

Keep it chimp simple when tending to the bear necessities of life.

The directions are chimp simple, it is impossible to get lost.

by full_reet April 6, 2016

pity smile

A smile given by someone who feels pity for someone. A condescending type of smile, looking down on someone with pity.

The wealthy woman gave the homeless man a couple of dollars and a pity smile.

by Samuel Lawrence Charles July 9, 2016

chessie smile

A breed of dog called a Chesapeake bay retriever (or a chessie) is known for their "smile" they make when they get excited. May be confused with growling, but the smile is not a form of aggression.

When the dog named Hudson's owner came home, he had a chessie smile because he missed her

by Lisafrumdahud June 27, 2016

Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house

Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!

by colonialhouse February 27, 2017

Savannah Smile

A Savannah Smile is when you give a blowjob while smiling right after someone runs a marathon.

"Did you hear ? Jack got a Savannah Smile after the 5k"

by BooperMcBoopersonIII March 11, 2017