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shitting bricks

When you shit so hard, and it's so painful it feels like a brick is coming out of your asshole.
Guy 1: IM SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!
by coolpizzaguy December 7, 2023
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Shitting splinters

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters
by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023
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shitting the dick

a phrase to describe when someone does something embarrassing or foolish. alternatively to be used as a shortened version of “shitdick” as an insult
A: “that guy is shitting the dick by fumbling her”
B: “that guy is a shitdick of a man”
C: “what the shitdick”
D: “dude stop shitting the dick”
by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024
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Sittin’ Pimples

The direct and fundamental cause of sittin’ and pimples is usually from long-haul driving, sitting in an office chair for long periods of time long periods of gaming on line, and general malaise and lethargy. Sittin’ Pimples are usually considered as “ass acne” but can include, ingrown hairs, mild boils and blackheads.

Sittin’ Pimples are often correlated with “pancake ass” (the flattening of one’s ass from extensive sitting) and “hail damage” (the cellulite dimpling seen on thighs and ass).
Last night I finally hooked up with the secretary in our office. We had a couple drinks went home. The clothes started flying. Next thing I know she bends over the bed telling me she wants the velvet hammer I looked down……she has a boner killer case of Sittin’ Pimples!!…….it could have been braille……Long story short, we just watched television….. I think it was Harry Potter.
by Road Boy August 17, 2024
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Shitting in the Dark

V.- 1.The act of playing a video game without knowing what you are doing.

2. The act of being Arin Hanson (Gamegrump) while playing a game.
1.was really shitting in the dark while trying to play Cult of the Lamb.

2. I watched Arin play Cult of the Lamb on Gamegrumps and he was really shitting in the dark, as usual.
by Buddyzilla May 9, 2024
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Spitting rhymes

The expression of deeply rooted observations that come from within a human body and result in a monologue that is not exclusive to documented language.

Anthropological source: Any culture that is dependent on oral history will very likely utilize this discourse as primary form of communication.
Facing dystopian times I find myself spitting rhymes, Son.
by JoQuer May 11, 2024
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shitting

I am shitting
by nooooooo!!! May 23, 2024
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