Secretariat

A once-famous , now-forgotten horse from somewhere in Virginia.

-Man, did you see the new Secretariat statue in Ashland by RMC?

-Yeah. Wow. That has to be the butt ugliest statue of all time. It’s disproportionate, obscenely large, and it’s oriented in such a manner that every passerby has to look up its ass. What a tremendous waste of money.

by Horse’s Ass 1 May 28, 2024

Secret Hobo

Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.

- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is secret hobo.

by pensa_coke_cola June 3, 2024

Segregation Rings

A euphemism for the New York Yankees’ 27 championships indicating their insignificance in the modern baseball era.

Person 1: We have 27 rings, that’s way more than your team has.
Person 2: No one cares about your segregation rings bro.

by David Donald June 23, 2024

Secrets Tides

A resort in the Dominican Republic with beautiful beaches, restaurants and pools. The occasional swinger can be found at the preferred pool bubbler spa, so be ready to disrobe and fornicate.

Secrets Tides is a great place to vacation, or get accidentally pregnant.

by Binoc9 June 23, 2024

Secrete Cave Entrance

The Secrete Cave Entrance is when your partner lifts up your scrotum and Johnson and proceeds to lick your butthole.

Secrete Cave Entrance

by Xx_Sadboi_xX December 5, 2024

Secre Swallowtail

Secre Swallowtail

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by secre swallowtail February 27, 2025

secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.

Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise

by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025