Salad Cream

When a male's ejaculation fluids are injected into a designated anus.

Biff smiled as he was given some salad cream from Arnold.

by M. Chen October 29, 2003

Salad bagger

When someone wanks off at the supermarket till into a 'basic' mixed salad e.g baby leaf spinach, 3 leaf salad, french style salad etc and then punches the casher in the face and screams 'bag my salad you bitch'

"awww dude, that checkout girl is a total salad bagger! Wheres my ceaser dressing! IN HER FACE!"

by Bobby Davrow January 28, 2010

wilted salad

Getting your salad tossed after a coffee shits and a work out.

After Corey had a dirty wipe and a hard workout the random barfly tossed her wilted salad.

by Nash24 November 11, 2007

seizure salad

The negative result of mixing drugs, the most common of which is Extacy and speed.

Did you see guy last night, he was off his face... he started having a seizure salad on the dance floor

by SniperWolfings September 11, 2007

taco salad

Where you eatin a girls ass and she shits in your mouth then you chew it up (ground beef) and spit it in her pussy then you fuck the pussy and cum all over it(sour cream)then eat it all back up

wow i gave sally the taco salad she said it looked delicious

by Brandon Hell June 7, 2007

Salad Tongs

A word used when the pressure is on you to be cool. When all your hip friends use words like, Groovy and Keen, just say Salad Tongs and you will be Mister Popular!

Ugly Kid: Salad Tongs
Everyone: I want to hump him!

by Arkalit November 13, 2004

salad bar

(adj.) A form of logically-flawed apologeticism: Evidence that selectively favors one's position, the unfavorable evidence being ignored.

Social economic Darwinists (SEDs) are salad bar nature fanciers; they ignore the fact that nature has no policemen and thus the equilibrium in such a "free" (SED) society will inevitably be one with far more inequality, fraud, and criminal activity.

by SomeoneAmazing April 13, 2008