Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.

Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Brazilian Spider

When your girl hangs from the ceiling and you fuck the shit out of her until you cum in her and the cum drips out making a web.

I heard last week Henry and Kristen did a Brazilian spider and now Henry's carpet and roof are fucked.

by SME DOUSHEBAG September 19, 2016

spider miu

a stupid gif that is miu iruma crawing like a fucking spider

me: *sends gif*
S: WTF IS THAT
me: that is spider miu w0r3sh!p h3R 0r D!3
S: this is why you dont have friends-

by 404_innit April 4, 2023

wheel spider

The wheel spider is a spider that is an expert at NOPEing away by cartwheeling down sand dunes.

Did you see that cheerleader cartwheeling, she NOPE'd out of there like a wheel spider!

by Grabacr April 19, 2020

spider-chulo

A very handsome looking man who can use spider powers and succeed in fall guys

piero: Hey I just won fall mountain
Dylan: what a spider-chulo.

by lookhereifgay March 21, 2021

Dog Pet Spider

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute

Damn, that’s a sweet dog pet spider. Does he like to go on walks?

by Junk lung February 22, 2021

Spider goulash

1. A phrase my father said when my mother made tomato and sausage pasta.
2. (Exclamation) An exclamatory phrase conveying anger or frustration

Ex. “Spider goulash again?!”- my dad
Ex. “Oh spider goulash, I can’t find my car!”- my sister

by Ballhumper November 19, 2023